Hey, I promised an update that never happened. Sorry, we’ve had some internet problems. Oh how I LOVE not having my internet access…
Late Saturday night/early Sunday morning Victoria Andrews confided in Wilde that her husband (can’t remember his name) just wasn’t enough for her anymore. An understanding Wilde was all too willing to listen to her pour her heart out.
Wilde: WHOA, hey, whoa! Oh, okay.
It was around this time that I started to notice I was running out of eligible females. So I sent Wilde over to the neighbor’s house to get friendly with Claire Ursine’s daughter (can’t remember her name either). By the time she turns into a young adult she is going to rawring to go!
Wilde: When you get older you’ll have to come over and see my hot tub.
Girl Ursine: Really! That sounds like so much fun!!!
Wilde: Yeah, you’re going to love it.
Afterward Nancy came over and she and Wilde had some fun. Around this time four children were born:
Wilde: Yes sir…ma’am.
So, Tamara left Wilde’s baby at home with her husband, but she brought Cyclone’s son (can’t remember his name) with her. This child is going to be messed up! They did things in front of him; things no child should witness.
Wilde and Tamara: Blub… bbblub…
Wilde had to kick Tamara and her son out so he wouldn’t be late for his date with Ayesha at the theater. He gave her a workout and she left feeling pumped.
Wilde: I wouldn’t do something like that while in your “condition.”
Jamie Jolina gave Wilde another son:
Wilde decided since he was at the theater he may as well convince the other ladies to join him: Jamie Jolina, Paulin Wan, Claire Ursine and Holly Alto.
Wilde invited Bebe Hart came over for a hot tub visit. She wasn’t willing to put out. I don’t know what she was expecting when she came over. Relaxation? I think not!
Wilde: Oh, well you can do your chilling elsewhere. This is the love tub and I intend to keep it that way.
Then he stole her clothes. That’s what she get’s for free-loading. Come over and chill, indeed!
Wilde: Hmm. I wonder how that happened.
Bebe: Do you have a towel?
Wilde: Funny, I just threw all the towels in the wash. I might have a washcloth you can use.
Bebe decided to stay a while (maybe her clothes would should show up). One thing lead to another and they ended up in the bedroom and Bebe decide to spend the night.
Wilde: Then let me help you feel right.
The next morning (Tuesday) after Bebe left, Wilde headed to his favorite stomping ground: the theater. He met Zelda Mae there, but when Dorie Hart went into labor he had to go with plan B.
Zelda” OMGOMGOMGOMG! She’s having a BAAAABBBYYYY!!!
Wilde called Morgana Wolff and they toured the theater together and more, much more…
He did. Dorie Hart and Emma Hatch just had babies:
Wilde: Lady, no one touches the hair! Follow me.
Zelda went home pregnant and Wilde decided to bless Agnes Crumplebottom with his child. And even though Agnes is married to Christopher Steele she still fell for the Wilde charm.
Wilde: No problem. Quick is my specialty.
It took four tries, but I finally heard the lullaby. Wilde then went home and invited Madison Von Watson and Dorie Hart over.
During that time two more children were born. Jocasta Bachelor and Vita Alto gave Wilde their last children:
Wednesday morning he ran over to the Bunch House. He nearly vomited on Judy’s feet when she answered the door, but held it together. He made short work of seducing Lisa.
Wilde: You will be hungry no more.
While Wilde was “working” Nancy Landgraab had twins:
Wilde: Girl, I just gave you a baby, what more could you want?
Wilde and Lisa decided to go downstairs and have a snack (Wilde was trying to find an excuse to leave) when the doorbell rang.
Wilde: *thinking* Someone’s at the door.
Lisa went to welcome the visitor. Who should it be but Tamara Donnor-Sw0rd!!! Tamara’s “thing” for Wilde was starting to get out of hand. She was becoming a stalker.
Tom: *deep baritone* Shut up. Is he here? Answer me dammit!
Wilde could see from the kitchen window and nearly dropped a brick. He decided it was time for him to leave and went for the back door.
Wilde: No, you need to become a young adult first. But I’ll be waiting.
Kaylynn: What? Freak.
Inside Illiana jumped Wilde.
Illiana: Hurry, upstairs. I can’t wait any longer.
It looks as though Wilde’s services are spreading among the women of the town. Illiana and Wilde didn’t even have the decency to wait until her husband wasn’t around.
Illiana: Oh, grow a pair, Dustin!
Wilde rocked her world like her husband wasn’t home.
During Illiana’s adultery Victoria Andrews gave birth to a son:
Tom: *deep baritone* He’s mine!
Claire Ursine: Yeah, yeah, so am I. Why don’t you make like a tree and leave.
After Wilde and Blair got down in the theater. Wilde went to Emma Hatch’s place. Before Wilde could get her into the sack Emma propositioned him.
Bright and early Thursday morning Tom had a baby:
Wilde: This wild stallions needs to feel the air…
With that nasty deed taken care of Wilde invited Tamara Donnor-Sw0rd to tour City Hall (He heard there was a roomy coat closet). Victoria Andrews happened to be in there, he hit that too.
Scanning the town I saw this strange mutation. That is Holly Alto holding one of her siblings. Look at that hair! Maybe this child was born after Vita turned elder? Is that possible?
Jamie Jolina had twins:
Wilde invited Jamie Jolina over (she’s always willing). After she got there Wilde had his birthday.
Meanwhile next door Madison Von Watson ran outside to vomit while Karrie Wan watched.
Karrie: Maybe you should go home.
Other children that were born on Thursday which I forgot to mention:
Bebe had just had a daughter and was all too willing to get knocked up again.
After he was done with the double showing he called Morgana and had her meet him at the theater. We can’t afford to waste that uterus! River Landgraab also joined them, she and Wilde had an awesome time.
Claire Ursine became an elder and more children were born:
Dorie Hart and Madison Van Watson went into labor during the party. There was a lot of booing and cheering.
Four children were born:
Then he broke Emma Hatch’s heart. He tried to let her down gently.
Wilde then went to City Hall and had his way with Kaylynn Langerak, Zelda Mae, Lisa Bunch, Holly Alto and Ayesha Ansari.
It was a busy day.
That’s it for week three. Wilde had 36 children this week bringing his total to 69.