Last time we started to get to know a Sim named Wilde Oates and his most important mission to populate Sunset Valley with all of his children. BWAHAHAHA! *cough* Moving on.
Wilde got home from the theater early Sunday morning and enjoyed a cool night breeze on his…
man-berries er…umm…you know…
Wilde: Aaahhhh, refreshing.
A quick shower and a nap (a full eight hours) and he was rawring to go again. He called the no longer pregnant Jamie Jolina. Always willing to please Jamie came over in too little clothing and too much makeup. Once they were finished and Wilde asked her go he phone another of his “regulars.”
Nancy Landgraab was all too willing to come over. When Wilde met her at the door he asked her to go steady. Of course this meant Nancy had to divorce her husband, but that wouldn’t be a problem, her husband and son weren’t speaking to her anyway. She spent that night with Wilde.
To celebrate, the next morning, Wilde decided to make a nice breakfast (no not fertilized eggs), waffles. He went to the deck to let Nancy know they were ready and caught her peeing in the hot tub.
Wilde: You pee’d in the hot tub? Who does that?
Who does that indeed. Some pretty dirty stuff has happened in that hot tub, but peeing in it is not one of them.
Wilde: You mean you’re not done yet?
Nancy ran to the bathroom and vomited all over the toilet.
Wilde: Aww DANG!
Maid: I can’t believe this sh–.
Pee in the hot tub and now puke all over his throne! That was it, Wilde couldn’t take it anymore.
Wilde: Girl, you are NASTY! I know you just left your husband and everything, but I can not do this anymore. You have got to go.
Nancy: I’m so ashamed. I thought I could just let go and be myself with you.
Wilde: No. No. Never do that. No.
To console himself a brokenhearted Wilde invited Pauline Wan over. She just had another set of twins and was ready for another donation.
After Pauline was sufficiently woohooed and Wilde told her to go home to her children he called Molly. She came running over so fast she was panting when she reached the door. The smooth operator that Wilde is he swept her off her feet and into the hot tub. Where passion ensued.
At some point during their encounter one or both of the suggested they commit to each other, the other agreed. But it seems they each have different definitions of the word “commit.” Wilde of course thinks it means nothing at all and Molly thinks it means marriage.
Poor Wilde, he had no choice but to break Molly’s Wilde-Obsessed heart.
Wilde: Yeah, yeah, I love you too, babe. But The Wilde Stallion needs to run free. He can’t be tamed. He needs to feel
other womens hands in his hair THE WIND! He needs to feel the wind in his hair.
Wilde: What? Look your face is getting red and puffy. Maybe you should go home and calm down a bit. Take a few days, maybe say three and we can
woohoo talk again.
Wilde: Yeah, I know. You know where the door is. I gotta be somewhere.
And after dismissing her Wilde took the next three hours to primp in the bathroom before heading to bed for the night. Beauty sleep, even Wilde needs it.
Early the next morning Wilde went to the theater to have himself some
He, Emma Hatch, Dorie Hart and Bebe Hart entered the theater as a fab four and left as more! At least one of the ladies left pregnant.
Jamie had just given birth to another child: Karl Jolina (I forgot to grab a screenshot).
While the ladies and Wilde were getting down Wilde was blessed with more children.
Outside the theater Wilde asked Jamie Jolina to “be with him” silly girl thought he wanted her to move in. Wilde the commitment-phobe that he is dashed her hopes and broke her heart.
Jamie: *whispers* But what about our children?
But it was too late, Wilde was already in his car on his way home.
The next day two more children were born:
And on this day Wilde tried to woohoo Judy Bunch and failed. While he was there she turned elder! No pictures, I was afraid the ugly would break my camera. (okay, I failed to get pictures the entire Wednesday.) Wilde WASTED an entire day trying to get into Judy’s pants. Disappointment. After a quick stop in and out of the theater and Zelda Mae, Wilde went home. But that night he invited Nancy over for a “nightcap” and rocked her world. He kept her out of the hot tub though.
On Thursday Claire Ursine fell to Wilde’s advances. There may have been more, but I forgot to write them down. I hadn’t yet had a working system to keep track of who had been woohooed, who was pregnant and when babies were born.
There was only one baby born on Thursday:
On Friday Wilde decided to kill some time in the local park. Usually he stays away from the park with it being filled with children and all. But he figured a school day during school hours would be alright.
Blair Wainright was not having anything to do with Wilde. She must know he’s a playboy some how… Quick look! That pregnant woman in the background, That’s Ayesha Ansari and this picture was clearly taken before she had Elbert. Oops! That old woman in the foreground is suffering from a case of The Duck Lips (previously mentioned in the Food Family Legacy).
Wilde: You are HAWT! I hope you don’t mind my saying that you and I would make beautiful babies. Why don’t you and I-
Blair: So not happening.
Wilde: Huh. So that’s what rejection feels like.
Not long after Blair turned into an elder. I’ll bet Wilde wouldn’t give her the time of day now. After being rejected Wilde turned around to survey his options and who should he see? Lourdes Benavidez.
Lourdes: OMG! That must be why my heart is racing. I was thinking I needed to see a doctor or something.
Wilde: You are. Dr. Love, at your service.
He then took her back to his place for a personal and private examination.
Later that day Wilde invited Molly French over. She practically broke her ankle running over to his place.
Behold the power of multiples:
On Saturday Wilde had a double date with Emma Hatch and Vita “The Dragon” Alto; they went to the theater.
Meanwhile Nancy Landgraab and Zelda Mae were busy:
Wilde left the theater with Jocasta Bachelor. Is it just me or is Jocasta a really ugly
Wilde: Yes, yes I do.
That’s it for the second week. At the end of week two Wilde had a grand total of 33 children. I’ll try to get a page with a list of names.
As always thanks for reading and happy simming!